Rare Online Session Brings out the best in Ted “profbackwards” Forrest

June 29, 2009

It’s not that often that 5 World Series of Poker bracelet winner Ted Forrest chances his luck in the online poker world arena, but he decided to do just that on Full Tilt Poker this weekend. Forrest is an incredibly good live player due to his uncanny ability to read his opponents (something honed in when he spent his time as a dealer in card rooms) so it is a rare treat indeed to see him playing at Full Tilt. On Friday night he booked a $187,000 profit playing $1,000/$2,000 Omaha/8. His opponents were, “Sirens”, Ashton “theASHMAN103” Griffin, “Rekelme” and Rafi “howsitfeellike” Amit had no answer to him bleeding $80,000 between them. Later on that day Forrest played heads-up against Griffin at the $2000/$4000 level which again turned into a one way affair. Forrest took every major pot of the session including this typical hand:

Forrest calls a raise from the big blind for the flop to drop QcJd4d. Griffin leds out for Forrest to raise. Griffin calls behind. The turn was a 5s which Griffin again leads out on. Forrest makes the same play and re-raises for Griffin to call. The river was the 7d. This time Griffin checks to Forrest who bets out again which Griffin calls. Griffin mucked his hand as Forrest showed Ad9h3d3s for the nut flush and second nut low to scoop the pot.

Maybe he has a taste for it now after making close to $200,000 in a day or so! We will have to wait and see so watch this space.

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en: Should we go to Brockton on Saturday night (7/25) or Nashua on Sunday (7/26)? These two teams are playing each other both days. 07/13/09 09:35pm
en: Take a look at her and tell me..do you like what you see? Or do you wish it was me? 07/13/09 09:35pm
en: @Chococat2523 hahah lol i agree wit @lovelynessa alot of my followers hav never said "hi" or anything to me 07/13/09 09:35pm
en: @Krnsidez YEAH RYAN HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS UR BLOGS NAME OR WHERE?????????? YEAH!!!!!!!!!! 07/13/09 09:35pm
en: The first day of Vacation Bible School was a resounding success! Four days remain. Bring a friend or two! 07/13/09 09:35pm
en: I'll be in DC tomorrow night...anybody around or anything going on tomorrow night? Drinks? Hell, I'll buy. Let me know! 07/13/09 09:35pm
en: Jason, it's "you want it fast, good or cheap, pick two". #gurusoftech 07/13/09 09:35pm
en: @Sarah_Caulfield If you want any British and or Irish food goods, I can send you some. I just duno what to send lol 07/13/09 09:35pm
en: Ok my hair is getting rediculously long should I cut it yesss or noooo? 07/13/09 09:35pm
en: Who has aim or yim?? hmmmmmm 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: Thinking I should leave my job. Money or happiness? 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: Lol But naa real talk @monicadanger i would like to speak to you! I dont want to go through managers or 3rd parties. Much easier 2 spk to u 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: @jacksrevenge good thing our new app will allow people to switch between TwitPic or yFrog at the time of posting :) 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: @stubbystub will they be on hold, or not? I need to make sure :D thank you 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: Stoked on having a sleeping bag to sleep in tonight! Its the little things. Always is, be it good or bad that can make or break everything 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: Q: Do you think that all companies should have social media policies? Why or why not? 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: The problems of this world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. ( cont.) 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: @busyscott heyy wahst up? umm... i know this is random but ugh.... do you know or like that band Thousand Foot Krutch?? 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: it often brings to question that the love aforementioned was nothing but a fix, like that of a heroin push or that rush of cocaine. 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: wow. not quite sure how or what just happened, but i now own property in hawaii. big bro is going to kill me. soo totally worth it. haha :) 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: Scotty D. 28M: Driving W/license Canc, Susp, Or Revoked, Driving W/license Canc, Susp, Or Revoked. http://tinyurl.com/nzu6bp 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: man am I missing a tweet party or what? 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: @shetalksalot unlimited everything really evrything 79.95 no taxes or make money and sell the service www.mygvbiz.com/buzzirk9 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: @MsRobynElaine Ummmm absolutely! I got a hair appt at 2 prob be there a couple hrs...before or after? 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: @personified "Adult schoolgirl" sounds wrong on so many levels! Or maybe I'm just hearing what I wanna hear haha 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: Got my skate on. george seems ok! still need some sort of padding for him or new skates.... 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: @KevinDurant35 Final Four or National Championship for #Longhorn Hoops this year? 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: Keyes: Stop Obama or U.S. will cease to exist - http://yq2wy.tk 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: New Tv Series Episode: Make It or Break It S01E04 Sunday Bloody Sasha Sunday HDTV XviD-FQM (http://cli.gs/aZtLA) 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: Instant Poll: Do you find that the world's a little edgy than normal, about right, or 'push-over-soft'? Post your votes here. Mine: edgy 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: And On My Left Forearm Imma Get My Last Name Or My Boos Name,lol,Nooo... I Might Jus Put My Grannys Name 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: "I will rise when he calls my name...before my God fall on my knees and rise"...will we rise or hide in shame when He calls our name.. 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: @trixie360 That's a new level of bored. Like, move the shelves, or rearrange books on them? 07/13/09 09:30pm
en: i guess it depends if they kill us or ah. *giggles* still, either way, let me knwo where I can buy a transport. 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: @rundzy placement means everything ex. Would yOu like a #1 album in the country or 2nd to last....? 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: Study: Fewer than 20% walk or bike even part of commute: Walking or biking to work, even part way, is linked wit.. http://tinyurl.com/knc8yh 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: watching gran torino or something? lol 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: LOL or that home prices will keep falling... RT @wsmco: yeah, sure. next thing you'll be saying is unemployment is going to rise..... 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: if u think @mrqbg or @mrbqg fall 4 hoes game #killyaself 07/13/09 06:04pm
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/lcoflk">http://tinyurl.com/lcoflk</a>: Follow the link 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: leap and the net will appear. that or the ground. 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: @nickjonasnews are u an adult or teen?!?!?!?! how are u finding all of this out?!?! 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: I just drank soda (without rum in it) for the first time in almost 6 months. Idk if this is a good thing, or just sad 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: @daloic you don't create a branch or tag for stable releases of indefero? i want to track your project. 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: oh yeah, you should oh so totally followw me, not that i'm that exciting or anything(; 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: whats the fucking point in padding the trending topics? click on something and its what? Bots or something? Like this MichaelJackson Bruno 07/13/09 06:04pm
de: @StonerAlyson Heisei tanuki gassen pompoko or Lilo and stich :) 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: Watched #5 of New-Haruhi. It's either kites, cloud watching or going on a plane. 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: Two hours until live all-girl Roller Derby Action in Edmonton at the Russ Barnes arena! Be there or be square... or worse... hexagonal! 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: @denzasaurus or stuff like that and it does it. It is really slick, the best voice stuff I have ever used. 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: @MetalMo Actually we just toss it back and forth for fun in Payson park or over in South Portland. 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: Have u got a fan going or somthing? you supermodel ;) @ShaneDawson (#MileyLuvsShaneDawson live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/13/09 06:04pm
en: @Iamvidaguerra looks like fun! Wish it was not 110+ outside. Makes it hard 2 do things outdoors durin the day here other than lake or pool 07/13/09 06:04pm
: Easily scared; very timid. 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: @Alsinda lmao.. Ugh.. That wasn't my dream or intention ma'am.. And I will always work-part time... Thank you... 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: IS IT ME OR is twitter a bit boring? 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: House Liquor is terrible I think it should be Illegal to sell or make such Crappy Alcohol. 07/13/09 02:56pm
de: "Life is either a daring adventure.. or nothing." ~ Helen Keller 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: @ChristopherNic that's fine...i love her show though...young women like yourself could really learn a thing or two. 07/13/09 02:56pm
de: "Life is either a daring adventure.. or nothing." ~ Helen Keller 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: @Ottomaniac2 with or w/out almonds? LOL 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: @ProfJonathan yeah, no open office equivielnt. Yahoo has Zimba, but energy is around Thunderbird at this point or web-based gmail only 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: the 2 people who can piss me off the most is k or my mom..today my mother won the gold medal. -_- annoying mofo. 07/13/09 02:56pm
de: "Life is either a daring adventure.. or nothing." ~ Helen Keller 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: IF YA NEED SOME TOYS OR SOME HIT MY NEW FOLLOWER UP @adulttoyscom =) 07/13/09 02:56pm
nl: @mikeybolts go big or go home right 07/13/09 02:56pm
de: "Life is either a daring adventure.. or nothing." ~ Helen Keller 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: @IAmBiancaMonet Mangoes S. Beach or Perrine? 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: IS IT ME OR DO DUDES IN OTHER STATES TEND 2 BE REAL VS LA NIGGAS? NY N DC NIGGAS SEEM 2 BE THE REALIST.. LA NIGGAS R THE PITS! 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: Did Opening Night Twitter Reviews Sink Bruno’s Weekend Box Office?: Whether or not you’ve mustered up the .. http://tinyurl.com/mod8vf 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: @_Rochelle - Guggenheim, Accomplice (http://is.gd/1xuwE) sounds cool! Or how about Trapeze School (http://is.gd/1xuEC)... ? 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: talking to my mom..im telling her how im getting an arod shirt whether she liks it or not,lmao 07/13/09 02:56pm
en: Oh shit, it's only the first minute or so. :-L 07/13/09 08:15am
en: WARNING... don't use or update Seesmic Desktop at mo. It seems new update has too many bugs, in particular loss of control over features 07/13/09 08:15am
en: @McGuireDavid Hey Dave we are having a love or hate marmite debate! What are your thoughts on this important subject? #marmitemonday :) 07/13/09 08:15am
en: If you missed @AndyStanley or Craig Groeschel as part of our One Prayer 2009 series - you can catch them online: http://ow.ly/h6gE 07/13/09 08:15am
en: @eddiesilvanus Um, I think around 4am or something. Haha, FTW is for the win. It's such a lame thing to say, hahaha. 07/13/09 08:15am
en: Slept a bunch this weekend, but am still tired...must be squid #2 sucking the life out of me. Either that or the heat. :-) 07/13/09 08:15am
en: or a shot if patron will do all i know is i need AAA 07/13/09 08:15am
en: @foodieguide ok so will have to go without boyfriend, or stick to Yauatcha, which on two recent visits was as great as usual IMHO! 07/13/09 08:15am
en: @twoname You retweeted that as a message, didn't you? Or a threat. 07/13/09 08:15am
en: Got cold feet about commuting by bike?! Or just wet feet from riding? How to stay warm and toasty: http://short.to/b3bm 07/13/09 08:15am
en: @cristinaaoww mamaz...im waiting on our lunch date!!...or watever we said we wer gunna do!!..im on my way to nyc ahora..llamame!!!.LY. 07/13/09 08:15am
en: @emboosh boo! :( cant you go there and like wait for the stars? i did that at hannah montana premiere. i didnt get a ticket or anything ;) 07/13/09 08:15am
en: @slyjuana serves you right! Toreth does not make people asleep. Orgasmic or dead, yes, but not asleep :D 07/13/09 08:15am
en: I bet you do but I want to travel some where and try to decide germany or italy 07/13/09 08:15am
en: Woman 1 says could be done by noon. woman 2: at least 2 or 3 days. #juryduty 07/13/09 08:15am
en: @torrieSTARSHIP hey torrie im goingggg probs to bed or to watch the o.c or something before bed, so if we tlk we tlk but if we dont 07/13/09 08:15am
en: @angusfala *lick* yr so sweet to ask. Not routinue visit. Tired lately & humans worried its anaemic or infectn. Awaiting results. Woof woof! 07/13/09 08:15am
en: @redwedge Hi there, are you having connection issues, or is your speed not what it should be? 07/13/09 08:15am
en: www.GDayPeeps.com ...31,000 Square Foot Derek Jeter's House: http://tinyurl.com/DerekJeterHouse ...a Homer or a Foul ? 07/13/09 08:11am
en: wonders why when you go to the Dr, you have to pay the same if you see the dr or if you see an PA? There shoul... http://plurk.com/p/19ckge 07/13/09 08:11am
en: I cant help but wonder who is right? Am I just being horrible or do I have a point? 07/13/09 08:11am
en: 53% of the Taco Bell mobile site was accessed via iPhone or iPod Touch. 27% Blackberry, Nintendo Wii 1%: #iabnet 07/13/09 08:11am
en: @nofearentertain Same! Lots of Drs for the next two weeks, hopefully we'll get an answer or two. 07/13/09 08:11am
en: @comcastcares Is service out in 30340 or is it just me? 07/13/09 08:11am
en: @JimMcCray. You must have slept very good or was up way too late. Lol. Have a good day making peoples smiles better! 07/13/09 08:11am
en: @Conloshuews ...Unless it's something I TLed on /u/ or Danbooru and forgot, I honestly don't know about what you are talking. ^-^; 07/13/09 08:11am
en: @afadedlily You can probably get E to design some cool piece of jewelry to protect your fingers using titanium or silver. 07/13/09 08:11am
en: Mail connection doctor and Mail are a little fuzzy, intermittently will connect or not connect to some accts, likely the number of accou ... 07/13/09 08:11am
en: @JoshCallaghan what did he say? That he had the pig flu or that that silly NHS told him to call the GP? 07/13/09 08:11am
en: @Scsigrl I would give up on breakfast foods if I were you and start eating other meals in the a.m. Or just eat bacon :) 07/13/09 08:11am
en: http://twitpic.com/a7zi3 - Now for some Rob !!! #MMM "Hey, are you coming to Ravish me or what"?? #MMM 07/13/09 08:11am
en: Or how about a pill that utilizes ice cream as a mega fat burner? 07/13/09 08:11am
en: or should i say morning? wateves....bye! 07/13/09 05:01am
en: Where or Why XML should be used ?: I've a question that where or why XML should be used ? At which problem s.. http://tinyurl.com/krvemv 07/13/09 05:01am
en: @Ssongy8 I agree. But after seeing what Rudi did, or didn't do, last year, it appears Marvin was right in cutting him. 07/13/09 05:01am
en: lol RT: @nopic01: Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. 07/13/09 05:01am
en: To France or not to France... tht's the questions... haha.. =p 07/13/09 05:01am
en: C yall in an hour or 2 twitter 07/13/09 05:01am
en: But I have company. I feel like snow white, minus the dwarfes. The wildlife around the cottage aren't shy of people - or of me, at least. :) 07/13/09 05:01am
en: liking http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com - cataloguing the Daily Mail's cancer-cylopaedia (via @erino) - apparently Mozzarella causes cancer.. 07/13/09 05:01am
en: @alandavies1 A room in his belly? or a Womb in his belly? Either would be impressive for a bloke. A womb with a view? 07/13/09 05:01am
en: only a few more days here... gardaland or jazz concert tonight? 07/13/09 05:01am
en: Blog post: Mrs Marr makes a point or two - http://tinyurl.com/m6efj5 07/13/09 05:01am
en: Mr. Barack Obama Checking out a girl's butt . #Truth or #lies Find at http://catchyworldnews.blogspot.com Michael Jackson R. I. P 07/13/09 05:01am
sv: http://tinyurl.com/r7sefy - Get him or her back..restore 07/13/09 05:01am
en: Big show lined up for today plus usual fantastic musical selection & maybe even a competition or 2. Tune in from 4pm www.radioverulam.com x 07/13/09 05:01am
en: @SHIRLEYness DUDE, IF THERE IS A NEW MOON PREMIERE IM SO GOING EVEN IF ITS AT MIDNIGHT OR SOMETHING!!!! YOU GO FOR TAYLOR, I'LL NAG KRIS! :) 07/13/09 05:01am
en: I will one day design a speaker so large, that it will be heard by everyone on earth. It can only play 320kpb's mp3's or LAME. Maybe wavs. 07/13/09 05:01am
en: Is it ne or is Liam Gallagher the biggest tit on the planet? Ah well. Day off today nice day doing feck all!! 07/13/09 04:54am
en: i just realized that the sun is starting to rise later and later... or earlier and earlier.... idk 07/13/09 04:54am
en: @jillilah Or bad employers. 07/13/09 04:54am
en: @fictillius er...that can't be a good sign...... is the train stopping or anything? 07/13/09 04:54am
nl: or dad!! waaah :(( 07/13/09 04:54am
en: @plannersusanna I can ask Honeys? Is the lady from WAA coming? Faith Brotherston is following us on Twitter, is it her or someone else? 07/13/09 04:54am
en: @DentonPolice http://twitpic.com/a7m2e - Is she happy or crying? 07/13/09 04:54am
en: @rahnocerous you need to empty your browser cache or something i think. for the clan crunch drop mine was showing the MVP countdown. then 07/13/09 04:54am
en: About to go n lay down, its getting earlier n earlier every night. <3 nyny tweeties; remember, follow me, or be lost (; 07/13/09 04:54am
en: Contrary to the popular lyrics, Monday Monday is neither, 'so good to me' or 'all I hoped it would be.' I feel betrayed by Mamma Cass. 07/13/09 04:54am
en: @vampjenn That is the one! I took it to Europe on a trip. It holds all the essential items! Either that or maybe I always over pack. 07/12/09 11:30pm
en: @AndyGroenink then we are vulnerable to prejudices and to thinking that what we want or believe is what God sanctions. 07/12/09 11:30pm
en: I also promise to shag you silly later, or let you shag me silly if that's your preference, because you are adorable when you're worried. 07/12/09 11:30pm
en: Camp's salary does not permit me to indulge in retail therapy...I can't decide if that's good or bad. 07/12/09 11:30pm
en: I've painted the first coat on my bird(ofparadox)house, chem-peeled a skin layer or three off my mug, and am headed to bed, finally. 07/12/09 11:30pm
en: @asdquefty Schweet is right. Is that a coupon you can share or point me to? I may be needing new domains soon to protect trademark. 07/12/09 11:30pm
en: Reading mindless blather somehow makes me feel better...a little...or at least distracts me. 07/12/09 11:30pm
en: @HennyStar @EyezofMine don't really care for it. It's the easy way out!! They should suffer or maybe quid pro quo :) 07/12/09 11:30pm
en: Or learning lol 07/12/09 11:30pm
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en: Should I eat lunch or nt? - http://tweet.sg 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: @akober220 Your king Osama looks kind of like a dirty wizard. Or a homeless Santa Clause. 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: so now I'm debating to whether or not go to CSA....my legs feel like they're Jell-o but I dont wanna stay home 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: Twists and turns of life set you on a whirlwind ride. Do you hold on to the safety bar or throw your hands up, scream and enjoy the ride? 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: Eat it or *** it Top Chef Masters here http://tiny.cc/GxgTd 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: @Redsox_Frank I took my SIM card out of my iPhone & just use the wi-fi at the hotel or restaurants. No charges! :D 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: May be wrong or not. But I do. Did you try which is worse. 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: In my next life I want to come back as a giant brown bear. Or maybe an eagle. 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: @seattelite The cooking or the arts are fine, but then you get "Make her do pole dancing lessons" "make sexy time", its a mag for 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: Wondering what kind of tea I shall make this afternoon... jasmine, maybe? or some Earl Grey? Hmmm... 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: Important - check link, sites & posts before posting or RT, try to filter much us u can,ignore trolls leave them behind #iranelection #gr88 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: @___ivan Gah I miss talking to you every second too! the day went by so slow =/ Call me later or something =] 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: Add More Followers, Hits And Sales. One or Thousands Accounts. Order! http://cli.gs/Zagpt2 -- 6F075AA39CF9E4D 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: omgoodness. two days in a row of mr. moccasins. is he my mr. perfect or whaaat?! 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: & I only get paid on the 3rd so unless you drop the late charges so I can pay it off... OR I STOP PAYING THE BILL, SIMPLE AS THAT. 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: the same as every night, one simple choice, espn or cnn, i think that won't change for a long time, sigh 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: #notagoodlook guys wearing purses/feminine backpacks to the club..or anywhere for that matter! 07/12/09 11:24pm
en: RT @heidimontag: what sounds better pasta or piazza? Hahaaa serious I want some pizza right now. 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: ready for bed but waiting for rain to clear to walk lindy. fellow needs valium or cesar milan to straighten him out 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: Sell on ebay or get your own website loaded w/ more than 1 Million products @ http://su.pr/2xcDZF 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: This lady is way too old to be stealing my seat... Or be this concert dancing like she is - photo at http://twitxr.com/nicklerma/updates ... 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: @RpattzCiggie did @rpattzraybans do my dance or did i miss it? 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: @Touchstone67 I can see that, but a thank you or good job still makes me smile. i would be lying if i said it didn't 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: I had a very weird dream last night, or was it this morning 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: @casinowife go hard or go home. That's his new saying and you see he is going home! Lmfao 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: d's niqqs r tew silly ; idk who's sillier dem or they hoe(s]. 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: @denvy @Wolfgang_ I have hawker food breakfast almost every day; it's either that or I make my own breakfast :) 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: @kotentze that's so true...I sometimes wish I were a Euro...or some sort of Euro/BlueState hybrid 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: or maybe earlier.. 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: anyone know of a good dream interpretation book (or web site)? 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: Wii Fit = fun... believe it or not lol 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: @SnowVsAsphalt i think you need to get a tattoo that says "vote for David in the TCA's!" or something. to balance out having a JoBros one... 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: headed West tomorrow morning. send me any news or events happening in the next 3 weeks that are in the region 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: blogs drive online video views [not email or search] http://tr.im/s1z2 (via @johnsonLAB) 07/12/09 09:44pm
da: @missxpistol big big or big fat? 07/12/09 09:44pm
en: Trying out my luck to drain out some money outta that ATM.Relax,have my card w/ me.Ain't robbing or anything. 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: Are people in general getting crazier? Or am I just a little too sane? Sometimes I wonder... 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: Joe M makes a point on MLB replays. The def play by the cubs lf could have the same impact on a game as an allowed or disallowed hr 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: @cathyjo Wow. I paid a bit more than that for Ruth's G5. You could get more locally or on CraigsList. 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: Oh...I can talk about Hung...or maybe NOT talk about it...it didn't really grab my attention... 07/12/09 09:40pm
no: @nervodyne Hardy har har. :P Gastrointestinal. Or, rather, gastroenterologist. 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: why do people always say one thing but intend on another? or have double meanings behind what they say? or clearly say what they dont mean. 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: @DeagoExperience lmao umm id be a bad ass bitch lol either some kind of singer or actress if not a stripper 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: 1$ to start, make $500-$1000/ month or more, now until July 13th only! http://budurl.com/pf9n Only $1 ever! Hurry ONLY 1 Day Left! 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: @zkhan144 It was once asked 'Are you mice or men?' They neglected the popular choice: sloths o.0 --Check please! *watches all get upset now* 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: c-a-n-t s-l-e-e-p once again. damnit. damnit. damnit. too bad my tv is being hogged or i'd watch the season premier of Entourage. 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: I need a sangria IV. Or more attentive cabana boys. 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: @benadgatemusic I am up in Queens and I DO NOT KNOW WHY. See you this week or something? 07/12/09 09:40pm
: Winds are North at 4.6 MPH (4 KT). The pressure is 1021.0 mb and the humidity is.. 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: @thedukeofmetal Disturbed frontman is N right band if he thks Obama going in right direction. Or he borrowed drugs from Obama. 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: With or without you. 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: when i'm stressed i make dessert. would you like cobbler or cake? 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: So Brit working on some new songs wat do think it's going for? A re release or a new album? 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: @zomb1etron recommend a lovecraft read to me? I'm not sure if I'll like him or not, but Mignola has inspired me. 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: @meyermadden Yes, your airport assumption was correct. ;) Will you be a party of 2 or 3 next week? So excited! 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: Hmmm Pink Elephant or Atlantic City? Hmmmm. Suggestions anyone? 07/12/09 09:40pm
eo: @msniccirae san antonio or houston? 07/12/09 09:40pm
de: @sojochick Or Jack Bauer 07/12/09 09:40pm
en: Beyond a certain age, men who wear hats indoors at parties are presumably hiding hair loss. Or worse. 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: @Dreamgirl_D this or next week 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: You can know if youre on the list or not, but you cant know where... 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: must decide: do I return to work in the classroom- or do I go to work for teachers, students, & families? How do I decide????? 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: beddy-byes. wonder if it will be a Shorts or Jeans day tomorrow...quite up for Jeans actually... 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: All these stewardesses look like mediocre strippers. They should start an adult airline w lap dances... or was that soul plane 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: ♫ Black Or White ♪ Michael Jackson 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: not sure whether i like the fact that i have more folllowers than a band or whether it creeps me out a bit... 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: here comes the sun...it's alright...or NOT QUITE. 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: I wanna play Truth or Dare soooo badly. 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: @MISSKISHA718 no food out the peppa pot or roti scunt I should hav bein there 2 watch some padicake a wlk bout lol 07/12/09 05:25pm
en: Please retweet: just signed petition 'No Season 4 Without Ianto or Janto 2' - http://301.to/4se 07/12/09 05:22pm
en: God, I hope this doesn't give me crabs or the HIV. #drunken, condomless things you never wanna hear yourself say to a girl at a truckstop 07/12/09 05:22pm
en: @lmgross Oh, but FYI, someone in M'boro has made an offer on the eMac. Still interested or you wanna pass? 07/12/09 05:22pm
en: I still feel pretty bad for da girl that was paid only $50 for da Nike Logo. She deserves some millions at least.Or else Nike would be S***! 07/12/09 05:22pm
en: If I do buy a MacBook does it come with apple flavored kool-aid or do you pay separate for that? 07/12/09 05:21pm
en: Be positive, cuz being a whiner sux! It isn't good for you OR anyone else. Do YOU like whiny, negative peeps? Naw, me neither ... 07/12/09 05:21pm
en: I've spent tha whole day cleanin, shoppn, & cookn a nice meal... Now I feel tha need 4 a 3 or 2hr nap! Well tlk lata(cat nap)ppl... 07/12/09 05:21pm
en: @MrsStephenFry You're so great, my Teacher! I have even voted for you in the Europe's best twitter contest - or what was it? 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: @crackpotjack u read John Adams, right? Currently reading, want to c the movie. Should I finish book first or does it matter? 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: a day or orchards and berries...time to make some cherry turnover 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: @jamesnarog That sounds like it could be the title of a Dane Cook children's book or something 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: #youknowyougothaterswhen a person don't like you and u barely or dont know them (if your sleeping wit they dude your not included) 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: @Killax3 why did i say ahhaha :) for? wowwww! i must have been laughing or something..... anyway im sorry. 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: @alancostello need to do the maths. ideally white macbook, maybe dell or even a netbook. need cheap for now & maybe mac in a few months :-/ 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: @MissSuccess isnt it... I ride in style lol! but yea.. so I need to put you on the calender for the end of this week or something.seriously 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: I was force by the police at montreal,i stop or i die 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: @HTBP we would lose then. Why couldn't I have lived in KC or something? I live in the city where they make an art out of losing. 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: re #neck pain @davecarrol sorry to hear: try ice, rest. here's link: drjohndc.tumblr.com/tagged/neck. DM or email drjohndc@gmail.com 4 info 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: I might break up with Matthew. I want a guy who cares about my feelings and if he hurts me or not. And matthew doesn't. 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: @EvelynRose I don't have the link handy but it was a site or blog that would issue chalenges for people to try to make the Sim do Not Pro 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: "phone detective in reverse" Confidential search of any cellphone or unlisted number. results include http://freead.im/OOUNkf 07/12/09 04:45pm
en: TY for all the great info @rockingjude. There's no way myself or my family are getting the vaccine, either. 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: it's come to my realization that Sprint will never improve or upgrade their #Instinct phones. It just makes the iphone seem better.. 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: @Whatleydude Did you try OTA or via the PC Suite? The updater on my N97 just claimed there was no new FW, but the PC Suite found it ... 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: @bkelley The worst is when I buy stuff labeled crust, but it's death metal played by punkrockers, or just loose shitty punk! 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: Ok i'm going swimming at my uncles crib...NO VIDEOS TODAY...LOL CHECK WIT ME TOMORROW OR HIT MY EM. CELL WILL BE OFF...LOL 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: @Bahmoooink ..or guess officially. 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: avin a convo on facebook weatha or not to bring back our troops enough is enough,which i totaly agree wit bt i can c why thy r fightin there 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: It's now 30?C indoors; I think the time is right as the sun heads for the hills to contemplate a cold beer or two outside. 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: Every day, every person to do something against the regime. In Iran or outside. In to bemiri az on to bemiriha nist ey Khamenei. 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: just checked out new cars, but we're not PLANNING to buy for another year or so. 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: Since 2007 no scientific body of national or international standing has maintained a dissenting opinion that human activ. warm the world. 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: Lesnar; Apology or not, I've lost all respect. Same w/Alves when he didn't make weight 4 the Hughes fight. Its ur JOB; be professional 07/12/09 01:44pm
en: @headkrack well not to advertise or anything but at Buddha 9 Pac Div's dj SeAn G is suppose to be there afterwards with Cudi possibly 07/12/09 01:39pm
en: @musmus84 But if the infidel does not convert or won't pay the tax, they can be killed. Is a religion relying on murder truely a religion? 07/12/09 01:39pm
en: when chuck norris deletes you as a friend off of facebook or myspace, you die instantly 07/12/09 01:39pm
en: War: Is it getting more hellish, or less? - Omaha World-Herald... http://tinyurl.com/m5txts 07/12/09 01:39pm
en: @loveEmz yucky drink a corona with lime or lemon juice* 07/12/09 01:39pm
en: @amyc15 I agree, but only 2 or 3 years more for 32-year-old Halladay 07/12/09 01:39pm
en: @Ethereal_Beauty on wheeler or alabama? 07/12/09 01:39pm
en: @duffmcduffee Yes, only arguing terminology. I don't see the use of using to word self to refer to the svabhavikakaya or tathagatagarbha. 07/12/09 01:39pm
en: Paid tweet or not paid tweet, that is the question http://u.mavrev.com/ljy6 07/12/09 10:49am
en: We are all people, we all belong tothe human race. Or are you too busy beating up Islamists to see that? 07/12/09 10:49am